I can teach you, in a few sessions, how to control your master. Put the guilt trip on them. Train them to think YOU are their existence. The following seminars will be available soon:
101 Licking the beaters AND the bowl
202 How to Get Treats in the Middle of the Night
303 Ordering Pink Frosted Cookies at the Nordstrom Window
404 Do what YOU want to do when YOU want to do it
Turn your life around!!
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