Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Cousin Dog Seminar: Mastering the Master

Since the creation of my blog, I have heard --not only from my relatives -- but others on the wonderful life I have created for myself.  You can have it too!

I can teach you, in a few sessions, how to control your master.  Put the guilt trip on them.  Train them to think YOU are their existence.  The following seminars will be available soon:

101 Licking the beaters AND the bowl
202  How to Get Treats in the Middle of the Night
303  Ordering Pink Frosted Cookies at the Nordstrom Window
404  Do what YOU want to do when YOU want to do it

Turn your life around!!

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